I was talking to my thirty-something-year-old coworker and used the phrase "keep it on the DL." She didn't know what "DL" meant. I explained it to her and she said to me, "See, you speak young, sexy, Internet language. I speak old lady language."

Lesson of the Day: If you are looking to seduce an older man or woman, use as many acronyms as possible to intensify your sex appeal and aura of mystery.