How many pens does it take to write one exam

Today I brought three pens with me to my exam and all of them ran out of ink while I was writing.

The important question is, how many pens should I bring to be safe but without looking as though I care about school? Karl Lagerfeld once said that you should make your hard work seem effortless. Even though everything he says is ridiculous, he does have a point here. After all, the purpose of life is to make everyone jealous that you're such an amazing person.


Today I was ambitiously making two photocopies at the library when I overheard this exchange between two gentlemen waiting for the elevator:

- She's a dirty whore.
- Why, what has she done?
- She hasn't done anything; it's the things that she says.
- Well, she must have done something....
- It's just her attitude. It's just the way that she is that makes me hate her.

I felt great admiration toward the girl of whom the two spoke. All of my dirty whore friends and I have done so many things and people to earn the title of "dirty whore." Who is this girl, and how is she so talented that she doesn't even have to actually do anything to be called a dirty whore? Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.