Potential horror film plot gone wrong!

I am sitting in a study room with Erica and we are hearing sporadic bursts of deranged shouting and grunting coming from the adjacent room. It is possible to decipher only one coherent sentence amongst the savage racket: "I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!" In a display of reckless bravery I walked past the room and furtively glanced into the room - completely normal looking students! I was disappointed. I wanted untamed, dirty locks, violent eyes, wild beard, flying drool...but no dice.