More yes than no but definitely not maybe

This evening's highlights and lessons:

+ M finishes a game of bowling with 43 points.

+ Gwar is a metal band that squirts fake blood at its audience during shows.

+ A girl asks me, "Do you have children?"

+ A girl in the bathroom confesses, "I work at Shoppers Drug Mart. I want to kill myself."

+ We watch two cops checking out two girls who are talking to three guys.

+ A guy who works at Subway is always high and subsequently enjoys smiling at customers. There is a Facebook group dedicated to him.