1.27.2010

I was standing outside on campus with a group of ladies when a girl wearing a black windbreaker, black jeans, and three-inch gold stilettos walked by. One lady said, "That is not a good look for her." Another joked that the girl got her clothes from Whores 'R Us. I was offended because I shop at Whores 'R Us and they would never carry three-inch gold stilettos. Any heel less than five inches is for virgins.

6 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO!!
    you are the funniest person in the world.

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  2. thirded! I don't care if that's not officially a word. as an english graduate I can now invent words.

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  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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