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Are you looking to hurt someone's feelings but haven't yet found the perfect insult? Well, look no further! Look your enemy straight in the eye and mercilessly declare, "Your life is just one. giant. boondoggle." Emotional trauma guaranteed!

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  1. I was so hurt by my friend's cousin's ex-girlfriend after she insulted me by calling me a pathetic crackwhore fucktard beast. After that, I became severely depressed and didn't know what to do. I then came across this insult, and I thought, "Hey, why not at least try it?"

    I then got up the strength to leave my bed and go out to seek revenge on my friend's counsin's ex-girlfriend. We were at my friend's house and I just planted it on her. I said, loud and clear, "Your life is just one. giant. boondoggle." and that was that. She burst out in tears and ran out of the room. I never saw her again.

    It's now been about a month since I did that, and I'm hearing that she's in intense therapy at a holding center for crazy people.

    Apparently this insult does really work, and I have to say...it has honestly changed my life. Knowing the kind of ammo I have while I'm walking down the street brings so much confidence into my life. I've hurled this insult at random people on the street if they've pissed me off, and I just walk off, holding my head up high, knowing that I'm going to be OK.

  2. You guys are fucking hilarious!!!

  3. as if you said boondoggle.

    I had a big conniption last year while reading a particularly verbose cultural studies article, and I remember, for some reason, reaching a breaking point upon reading that very word. "boondoggle?!" I exclaimed, "what are they MAKING UP WORDS NOW?"

    true story.

  4. That's funny--I discovered it in an article too!

  5. Haha! I too came across this word last year when my boss characterized the huge project we were working tirelessly on, and shedding blood, sweat and tears for, as a boondoggle. At least I got paid.