Last night a huge, muscular white man approached me at Absinthe.
- Hey! You're cute. What's your name?
- I'm Zane. So, how come you don't have an Asian name?
- That's racist.
- Oh no, I'm not a racist! I'm not trying to sound racist; I'm just interested in your culture.
- Okay, but I was born in Canada.
And then I stabbed him in the stomach with a toothpick. (Just kidding.)