Your looks have become a problem

A middle-aged man got on the bus wearing long earrings made of wire; from the left ear dangled a plastic green turtle and from the right an orange crab. As soon as he sat down he initiated a conversation with two Chinese girls and asked them questions about China. I concluded that he was a creep. One might say I am "street smart." 

1 comment:

  1. This guy sounds amazing. I'd totally talk to him.
    PS. I'm back to the blog.